For fruited_plain, kingkongeriget, and fredlig: Monopoly

[miss_neutrality]

beginning

[rolls a seven, which puts her on a chance space]

"Advance token to nearest Utility. If unowned, you may buy it from the Bank. If owned, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown."

So I suppose that means the water company?

[buys that too, why not]

[She is racking up here.]

Comments

I HEARD PEOPLE DIED IN IT

[fredlig]

[Aw yeah! Cheers! /drinks on the meme]

Not mine.

[Rolls and eight]

[He's at Pallmall]

[How much money do they got? He probably needs to buy it. Maybe tear it down and build an IKEA in it. That's it. He's going to turn the monopoly into little IKEAs]

Re: I HEARD PEOPLE DIED IN IT

[miss_neutrality]

I think Denmark bought that already.

[looks at the board]

[This has gotten complicated. She can help everyone sort their money out, but in the meantime she'll start snacking too.]

Re: I HEARD PEOPLE DIED IN IT

[fruited_plain]

Hey it's your turn, you forgot to go.

[She takes another handful of snacks and munches more. She can't do anything anyway, and sits back, reaching for a beer. They're not gonna deny her one, are they...?]

[Sitting in jail wouldn't be so bad if people would land on her spaces and give her money.]

1/2

[kingkongeriget]

I do?


[nothing doing there, then]


[rolls again! 3.]


[takes a community chest card]


Community fireworks show! Everyone pays fifty pounds an'...

2/2

[kingkongeriget]

...an' the board self destructs?






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