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anonmemedr2013-07-01 05:09 pm
miss_neutrality) wrote in anonmemedr2013-07-01 05:09 pm
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For fruited_plain, kingkongeriget, and fredlig: Monopoly
beginning
[rolls a seven, which puts her on a chance space]
"Advance token to nearest Utility. If unowned, you may buy it from the Bank. If owned, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown."
So I suppose that means the water company?
[buys that too, why not]
[She is racking up here.]
[rolls a seven, which puts her on a chance space]
"Advance token to nearest Utility. If unowned, you may buy it from the Bank. If owned, throw dice and pay owner a total ten times the amount thrown."
So I suppose that means the water company?
[buys that too, why not]
[She is racking up here.]
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Yep, you gotta give me money too Denmark!
[She is rolling in the dough. She rolls again and gets a three.]
That puts me on Strand... I guess I'm Strand-ed. Hah! I'll buy that one too with your rent money.
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[forks the money over]
[rolls 6 this time]
Free parkin'...least I don't lose nothin' this time, huh?
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[Rolls the dice]
[He's got a six]
[Moves Kitten of the North to Kings Cross Station. Squints. Can he even buy that thing?]
Nh.
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Oxford Street.
[It's kind of expensive, but that probably means it's a good investment. She'll take it. Although she's running out of cash...]
Actually I have no idea how much money she has
Aw man! How'd you get in front of me?!
[Pouts and doles over the rent for Oxford Street. Now she's out of cash and can't buy anything else.]
No one else better get ahead of us...
[She mutters it more than anything and waits to pass the "Go" spot.]
sorry for the slow!
[finally! he gets to buy something!]
[slaps that wheelbarrow on down on Pall Mall. hard.]
Yeah! I'll take it!
Re: sorry for the slow!
[5]
["GO TO JAIL"]
........................................
[Moves Kitten of the North to jail]
[This game is EVIL]
Re: sorry for the slow!
Coventry Street. I owe you rent.
[hands that over to Sweden]
I wonder if that means my character visited yours in jail to make the payment on time?
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Don't worry, I'm sure someone will bail you out soon!
[And she rolls an 8, which means she passes Go AND gets to draw a card!]
Says I get an income tax refund. Sweet! More money for me.
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[rolls 2]
[and bags himself a Bond Street]
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[Glares America's way. Yeah, laugh now! Wait 'til he gets out of here! Until then, grumbles and sits the next three turns down]
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[The Angel Islington. She has just enough to buy it, but then she's pretty much broke.]
Oh dear, perhaps I didn't invest very well...
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[She rolls a 9, which takes her to... Angel Islington.]
Ugh! Nuh uh, maybe you invested too well!
[There goes half her hard-earned Go money. She forks it over to Liechtenstein and crosses her arms and waits for her next turn.]
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[looks like he won't have a chance to make that cake, because rolling 4 means...]
....aw, dammit! Jail? I didn't even do nothin' wrong!
[joins his bro in the slammer]
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[They can be jail mates now]
Th'up bunk's mine.
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Fleet Street.
[Luckily she has that money from America, so she can get that!]
Wasn't that the setting for a horror movie?
I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THAT ANON ;A;
Yeah, based on some crazy story from England about a barber who eats people. Looks like I'm on Fenchurch Station. Anyone own that? I don't remember.
[This place have any snacks? She thought she saw some
two weeks agoand looks around.]Re: I DID NOT MEAN TO POST THAT ANON ;A;
[pretends it's carving little soap figures in jail]
[notices America looking around]
Whassamatter?
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[Mostly because of the assassin part. Don't tell him there's a barber in the room that's going to make them pie!]
whoops I gotcha! anon comment deleted
[Sorry, America, it seems this has turned into a game of you giving her money.]
[At least she's sure she spent her money well, now.]
Thank you! o7
[About to get up an-]
Dammit! Again?!
[POOOOUTTT hands over her money and rolls her dice. A 4.]
Old Kent Road. You don't own that too, do you?!
[She can't buy iiiiitt. She hmphs and momentarily forgets her search for food.]
Re: Thank you! o7
[he's got another turn in jail, he's not going anywhere]
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[He's watching. Planning. How much money does he have again, anyway?]
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[She's very sorry.]
[This time she gets a 9, which puts her on The Strand. She'll buy that, too. America's money seems to be fueling her rise as a tycoon.]
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Thanks man!
[But not so fast, Liechtenstein.]
Nuh uh! I own that one. And you owe me rent! [Holds up the property card and waves it at her.]
[Phew. She rolls a 5 and ends up on Pall Mall. So they meet again. She waits for Liechtenstein's rent money to buy it.]
so sorry for the slow!
[gives America some and sits back down with a beer for himself]
I miss anythin' good?
no worries!
[And no beer for him?]
[Rolls the dice FINALLY!]
[6]
[M. Boursomething ST.]
[If no one owns it, he will be buying it]
Re: no worries!
[Hands over the rent to America and then rolls, a four this time.]
[Which puts her on Euston Road. She's sure no one owns that, but buying it means her money is almost gone.]
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[She grabs a handful and starts munching.]
Yeah, the cows were pretty cool.
[And now it's her turn to roll, and she ends up with a 9 and zooms around the board.]
Chest time!
[And she draws a card.]
WHAT?! No way, that's not fair!
[She tosses the card on the board "Go directly to jail" and pouts as she sloooowly moves her piece back over.]
This sucks.
SO HOW BOUT THAT BR orz
[of course he brought more beer! here, bro.]
[also, his turn to roll again. 4.]
Anyone got Northumberland Avenue?
I HEARD PEOPLE DIED IN IT
Not mine.
[Rolls and eight]
[He's at Pallmall]
[How much money do they got? He probably needs to buy it. Maybe tear it down and build an IKEA in it. That's it. He's going to turn the monopoly into little IKEAs]
Re: I HEARD PEOPLE DIED IN IT
[looks at the board]
[This has gotten complicated. She can help everyone sort their money out, but in the meantime she'll start snacking too.]
Re: I HEARD PEOPLE DIED IN IT
[She takes another handful of snacks and munches more. She can't do anything anyway, and sits back, reaching for a beer. They're not gonna deny her one, are they...?]
[Sitting in jail wouldn't be so bad if people would land on her spaces and give her money.]
1/2
[nothing doing there, then]
[rolls again! 3.]
[takes a community chest card]
Community fireworks show! Everyone pays fifty pounds an'...
2/2
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